For those of you who loosen their belts and consume unhealthy amounts of food today, have a merry time! For those of you who don’t, you’re free of all the family drama.
For those of you who say “Happy needless turkey murder day”, the needless turkey murders happened about a month ago. Today would be “needless turkey consumption day”.
Whichever of the above you fall under, have a great day.
Growing up as a kid I always dreamt of flying around in space. I watched all the sci-fi shows, and had more make-believe sessions than I can count during my childhood. Never once did I think about exactly how to fly one; I just imagined that I flew one, and that I was damn good at it too.
Last week I came across a flight simulator called Orbiter. In it, you get to fly spacecraft in a realistic physics environment. Now, as an adult I know my chances of flying into space are pretty much nil, but the game basically shattered what glimpse of hope I had left about flying into space. I’ll state the obvious: flying a spaceship is hard. Just getting into orbit is a trick. Make it into a stable orbit? A geosynchronous orbit? Land on a moving target (flying to the moon)? You can’t just point your spaceship and “go” like they do in the movies, you really have to do the math, you really have to know what all the controls do, you really have to have the patience. This simulator may have a “time warp” feature to fast-forward, but real life doesn’t. Space is vast, and this simulator shows it real well.
Now, I knew all these things, I guess it just never hit me how difficult it is. Well, now the fantasy is over, and from this moment forward I’ll watch sci-fi media with even more humorous skepticism. People make entire careers out of flying spaceships, and even then a lot of them don’t get to go up into space. After flying in Orbiter, I have even more respect for those at NASA than I ever had.
Childhood (and adulthood) dream shattering aside, it’s a fun simulator. My only complaint is, when you crash, you ricochet off the ground into an out-of-control spin, there is no explosion. Oh well!